Two followers in two days
#i remember sitting in the theater #just thinking #’Loki. put the arrow down’ #’put the arrow down now Loki’ #’Loki. you should probably-ahhhh damn’
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
Some stupid-ass robot forgot who he was and shoots shit and almost destroys a whole unique ecosystem.
Another one I have
Some really old guy runs around making his clothes look like things.
A highly trained Special Forces operative spends hours talking to people, stopping occasionally to infiltrate enemy bases and destroy robots.
I have a gun that I can shoot that makes me go places.
A gay ass British pussy who’s being followed by a giant blob of period decides to go on a quest to kill a 300 year old alien because yolo
Some guy looks for a dead chick and beats titty monsters with a wooden plank.
You walk around hacking at shit with swords and shooting arrows and using stupid-ass spells and people keep shouting at you about destiny and politics and dragons and previous injuries.
Some dick tells you to go back in time and kill asshole’s in capes and hoods….as your grandpa.
the fate of the world is put into the hands of a tights wearing kid who shoots arrows and breaks people’s pots to ge rupees
some weak summoner bitch that pilgrimages across Spira only to find out her whole profession is a sham and that her real end goal is to acquire spiritual animals to fight the same spiritual animals in dark forms, defeat the embodiment of Sin by felling Yu Yevon, end the spiral of death, and end some gay, blond, uppity motherfucker’s dream.
Your girlfriend who works on some dumb ass super religious mining space ship sends out a distress call, so you board the ship unarmed and get fucked up the ass by a bunch of weird ass zombie aliens things all for fucking nothing.
You are a furry in spandex who gets arrested and thrown into a prison where everyone is trying to buttrape you so you must try to shut down the prison but then an evil clown gives you and half of the world Clown AIDS so not only must you try to shut down the buttrape prison but find the cure to Clown AIDS.
